ist - Similarly Inclined/Tonto - Released 2004
Tonto
He sat on the TV demanding attention
He wouldn't leave til he hosed her down
He lifted her hair up and rode her like Tonto
She liked it best drinking Newcastle Brown
Sipping the smirnoff in a ladylike fashion
Preaching misguided feminine traits to impress
Not so much the action, more so the drama
He loved competition to be the first to the dress
Are you finding it funny now? Funny how she said.
I'm finding it funny how you'd rather take instead
Should I use my old strap on, and plough the old manure?
Where has all your flower gone? Did I make you insecure?
Somehow he felt compelled to make a decision
Elvira or Tiara and those burnt Angel wings
'Cause of her kids that Elvira had a bad reputation
Tiara so happy when she gave him that ring
He sat on the TV demanding attention
She said he would leave when she found the control
She asked would I mind if we stopped at the Pool, Hall
Had to drop the kids off after collecting her dole.
Also available on the album Sabreworm by Vitriol I.D.
(c) 2004 ist, 2008 Ilett
Lyrics: Ilett, Music: ist
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